1:566 Rubber, rubber everywhere and not a... by Won-Tolla
As the smoke clears, you notice everything around you has turned soft and squishy. It's a bit hard to see because the windows have turned opaque and the lamps aren't burning any more. Guess you should have been even more specific with the wish...
You feel kind of warm and stick
4:97 Kerrokovian province, come for the work, stay for the work. by
You choose to go to Kerrokovian province, because hey, that's why you became a reality jumper, to see places.
As the guard escorts you out of the prison, which is made really well despite being refurnished, twice from the looks of it, he begins to tell you about what you will be doi
1:564 Genie Literal Wishing for Dummies by
You run back into the living room to see what Isabelle has destroyed. Your coffee table is now a three-legged table, and it leans over like it crash-landed from the sky. All of the books, papers, and other junk you had piled on it is now strewn across the floor. Belle isn't on the floor, of co
1:565 Bouncing in a Rubber Room by
*CRASH!*
You race into the kitchen, where Belle has somehow managed to get into the dishes.
*CRASH!*
How she got into the cupboard with the plates, you don't know. But she's taking them one-by-one and-
*CRASH!*
Yup, that's w
2:249 Loch Ness by catprog
After looking over all the costumes you settle on a loch ness monster costume.
You notice that it has 4 flippers but a human upper torso.
You try to slip it over your body but as it is skintight it doesn't fit over your clothes.As a result you are forced to strip and th
1:563 More fun than a barrel... by
The genie bows and disappears into a cloud of smoke that sucks itself back into the old lamp. Your sister-in-law glares at you while your brother looks like he's coming out of his state of shock.
"Look," you say, realizing this is all your fault, "I realize this is a
2:248 The temple of Hades by Zodiac
You decide to land at the temple, and set down surprisingly well. You look inside, and find a statue of Hades...oops. You know that the statue is of Hades the same way you knew about Charon, this creepy new suit-knowledge you've been getting. You freeze--Persephone told you that priestesses of
2:247 Menelaus by Zodiac
"Alright," you say, "I'll run your errand." You then ask what perhaps you should have asked before agreeing: "What do you want me to do?" Persephone merely points to one of the posters on her wall, which you approach.
The poster depicts an
1:562 TF by jermie
There are four more potions. Choose One.
2:245 Male Dragon Costume by catprog
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1:561 It's a dog's life. In pink. by Won-Tolla
Standing beside the pond (or whatever) you whimper and whine, and start yipping sadly. You can't even talk any more! Suddenly you are interrupted by a deep growl that does not come from your stomach. You turn around and see a bulldog staring curiously at you. He growls again, and you feel like
2:243 wandering by catprog
You wander the underworld for what seems like forever until you come across a costume.
Do you wear it?
2:244 No by catprog
You decide to leave the costume and continue to wander.
1:560 "I have seen the future and it is... pink??" by Won-Tolla
With a lot of splashing around your feet (paws, whatever) find solid ground, and after groping a bit to find out which way it slopes, you turn toward the shallow part and keep walking until you are on dry land. Well, as dry as it can get with a soaked dog standing on it anyway.
Giving i
1:558 There's no business like monkey business by Won-Tolla
You scratch your head and ponder. Unlimited wishes? "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!" you exclaim.
The genie ponders for a moment and bows. "Granted. See you in an hour." And with that he is gone, just like that.
Now what was that about? After a
1:559 Thank You, Mister Exposition! by Won-Tolla
"You!" the upset mother snaps. "What is the meaning of this?"
Great, you think as you stagger into the room and collapse in a chair, the fast run finally catching up with you. She's gone from fear to anger. If only it wasn't directed at you.
Tryi
1:555 Cry Uncle and let slip the monkeys... that's not how it goes! by Won-Tolla
You scratch your head and ponder. Unlimited wishes? "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!" you exclaim.
Poof! suddenly you grow shorter, yuor arms grow longer, various parts swell and shink, and you get covered (almost) all over with thick black fur. Opening your mouth for
1:556 Say it Aunt so! by Won-Tolla
Your head spinning from the drastic changes in your lifestyle, you stand quietly in the middle of the store with a small monkey on your arm, trying to figure things out. The more you look at the little one, the cuter she looks, and you realize you're starting to like her. She is after all (som
1:554 Gee, that's not obvious. by biffiea
"Well, that looks good" you think to yourself. You open the can of soda, and start to down it. It's free so you don't even think twice about taking it out of the store with you, as you head home. Then, as you finish the cola, and throw the can away, you feel a strange electric ti
5:21 Wind by Zodiac
Feeling adventurous, you drink the vial of "wind." It tastes like nothing in particular, and goes down quite easily. You stand around for a moment, expecting something to happen. Something obliges, and starts to happen. You feel lightheaded, and then everything starts to feel light. You lo