Toast for breakfast!
Heading down into the kitchen, leaving the oddness of the Pacific ocean, you add some bread to the toaster and almost have your fingers taken off as the toaster comes to life, mushing your untoasted bread to a thin paste, and making an awful grinding noise.
Maybe toast isn't the best idea at this point, in fact, any appliance that tries to eat you probably shouldn't be used for food preparation.
Written by Jarrod on 04 November 2006
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