I Say, What's that Man Doing in that Machine?
You take some time to frolic in the water, pumping your tail and leaving some serious bubble trails. You leap out of the water, you dive to where you're sure those buried cities are (alas, the water's too dark and you can't see), and generally have a good time.
Hark! A little ship almost beheads you as you come up from the water. On the ship is a burly, scraggly-haired man urinating into some contraption.
Ooh! You think to yourself, It's that main character guy! I could follow him and, like, get a totally awesome outsider view of the movie!
The boat passes on, but not too quickly to follow. At the same moment, there's some commotion in the waters to the left...
Written by Mr.Peaches on 28 February 2006